Let's be honest, your current bag probably looks like it lost a fight with a lint roller and a rogue sprinkle of something vaguely suspicious. The Slady Tote Bag, however, is here to elevate your grocery-getting, book-lugging, "I might need a spare oxygen tank" carrying capabilities. It's stylish, surprisingly durable (probably strong enough to carry a small, disgruntled pug), and screams, "Yes, I'm organised...ish, and I might have snacks."

So ditch that sad sack you're currently lugging around and embrace the Slady Tote. Your shoulders (and your reputation) will thank you.